
YOUR CHILDHOOD
*Unless your childhood sucked, and then we'll let ya have a taste of ours.
THREE
PORTLAND LOCATIONS
The School Bus
Sun-Thurs 11:30am-8pm
Fri-Sat 11:30am-2:30am
(503) 206-8959
No Phone Orders
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A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT US
So other than it being amazingly delicious, why come to us? Why not stay home and make a Grilled Cheese? We all know how to make it; just cheese, bread, and butter. It's probably the first thing any of us learned to cook when we were kids.
Well here are 4 reasons why you want to come to us:
- With a full menu of cheeses, breads, and other good stuff, we make sandwiches that range from Saturday morning cartoon worthy, all the way up to Jeopardy-level sophisticated. We're just that versatile.
- It's an anecdotally-proven fact that food always tastes better when somebody else makes it, and usually even better if Mom made it. Well if you can't get your mom to make you a grilled cheese right now, we'll be your mom. A couple of bearded dudes in a food cart will be your mom.
- You know you don't feel like cooking anyway.
- You probably don't have a converted school bus or double decker bus at your house as a dining room. Conveniently, we do.
So come by for a taste of your childhood. Unless your childhood sucked, and then we'll let ya have a taste of ours.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
REALLY TASTY
Build Your Own
Served with potato chips and a pickle spear.
The Kindergartner $4.50
The Classic Grilled Cheese, however you like it. Choose between Portland French Bakery White Bread or Multigrain Wheat and Tillamook Cheddar or Classic American Cheese
The Pre-Schooler $4.50
Same as the Kindergartner, but with the crusts cut off
The First Grader $4.50
One slice of White, one slice of Wheat, Tillamook Cheddar AND American Cheese, all in one sandwich
Add-ons
Make it yours with our available add-ons.
25¢
Chopped Pickles, Fresh Red Onion, Grilled Jalapenos, Grilled Mushrooms, Grilled Onion, Sauerkraut, Sliced Apples, Sliced Tomato
75¢
Bob's Red Mill Wheat-Free Bread, Daiya Vegan 'Cheese'
$1.00
Avocado, Extra Cheese, Fried Egg, Housemade Basil Pesto
$1.75
Bacon, Double Decker, Grilled Ham, Pepperoni, Salami, Turkey
Herbivore
(Meat Optional)
The Jalapeno Popper $6.50
Grilled Jalapenos, Colby Jack, Cream Cheese, and Corn Tortilla Chips on Sourdough. Add Grilled Ham for $1.75.
The Gabby $5.75
Four Cheeses on Portland French Bakery White Bread. Tillamook Cheddar,Swiss, Mozzarella, and Colby Jack Cheese. Add Bacon for $1.75.
The Kelsey $6.00
Tillamook Cheddar and Basil Pesto on Portland French Bakery Multigrain Wheat Bread. Add Grilled Ham for $1.75.
The Hot Brie $6.75
Melted Brie, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Tomato and Spicy Brown Mustard on Sourdough. Add Turkey for $1.75.
The Mondor $6.75
Tillamook Pepperjack, Avocado, Fresh Red Onion and Roasted Red Peppers on Portland French Bakery Multigrain Wheat. Add Bacon for $1.75.
Carnivore
The Moondog $7.00
Provolone, Hard Salami and Pepperoni, and Chopped Olives and Peppers on Sourdough. Add Sliced Tomato for 25¢.
The Shocker $7.50
Bacon, Provolone, Jalapenos and Roasted Red Peppers on Sourdough Add Fried Egg for $1.00.
The B.L.T. Grilled Cheese $6.75
Tillamook Cheddar, Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato on Sourdough. Add Avocado for $1.00.
Burgervore
Mmmm...burger
The Cheesus $8.50
The Now-Famous Burger Behemoth. We've done away with the bun and replaced it with two grilled cheese sandwiches. That's right, two of them. One on top, another on the bottom. Pickles and American Cheese in one, Grilled Onions and Colby Jack in the other. Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup, Mustard and 1/3lb Burger in between. You won't need to eat again for 2 days. Comes with potato chips and napkins. Add Bacon for $1.75.
The Baby Cheesus $6.50
The Prodigal Son. Think Patty Melt. Two slices of Franz Whole Grain White Bread, American, Colby Jack, Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup, Mustard, and a 1/3lb burger. Comes with potato chips. Add Fried Egg for $1.00.
This Week's Specials
These are available at our Northeast cart only.
The Northsider $0.00
Fresh basil pesto, tomatoes, and provolone on grilled sourdough Add Salami for $1.75.
Add Turkey for $1.75.
The Woody $6.75
Tillamook Cheddar, Bacon, Grilled Mushrooms and Onions, on French White
The Baby Bleuga $7.50
Bleu Cheese and Swiss, 1/3 lb. Hamburger, and a Fried Egg on Junior White
Breakfast
Served All Day
*The B.E.C. $5.00
Bacon, Egg, and American Cheese on White. *Tiff's favorite. Add Extra Cheese for $1.00.
The Hunter $7.00
Tillamook Cheddar, Fried Egg, Bacon, and Ham on Portland French Bakery White. Add Avocado for $1.00.
The Big Huevo $6.25
Pepperjack and Fried Egg with Grilled Jalapenos, Red Onion, and Avocado on Portland French Bakery's White Bread Add Bacon for $1.75.
Add Grilled Ham for $1.75.
Desserts
The Jaime $5.75
Grilled Banana, Nutella, and Cream Cheese on Cinnamon Swirl Bread. Jaime suggests, "You may want to eat this in private".
The Mrs. B $5.75
Melted Brie, Sliced Braeburn Apples, and tangy Apple Butter on Cinnamon Swirl Bread.
Kids Corner
Half the cheese. Half-sized bread.
Kids Grilled Cheese $2.50
Classic American Cheese and Junior White Bread. Served with a pickle only.
The Slim Kid $3.00
One Kids Grilled Cheese and Potato Chips.
The Hungry Kid $6.00
Two Kids Grilled Cheese Sandwiches with your choice of a.) Chips and a Drink, or b.) Tomato Soup. Includes one free 25 cent add-on.