The Menu

The Gabby $6.25

Three Cheeses on French White Bread. Tillamook Cheddar, Swiss, and Mozzarella. Add Bacon for $2.00

The Jalapeno Popper $7.00

Grilled Jalapeños, Pepper Jack, Cream Cheese, and Corn Tortilla Chips on Sourdough. Add Ham or Bacon for $2.00

The Kelsey $6.25

Tillamook Cheddar and Basil Pesto on Portland French Bakery Multigrain Wheat Bread. Add Ham or Turkey for $2.00

The Hot Brie $7.25

Melted Brie, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Tomato and Spicy Brown Mustard on Sourdough. Add Turkey for $2.00

The Mondor $7.25

Tillamook Pepper jack, Avocado, Fresh Red Onion and Roasted Red Peppers on Multigrain Wheat.Add Bacon or Turkey for $2.00

The B.L.T.G.C $7.25

Tillamook Cheddar and Bacon with Lettuce and Tomato on Sourdough. Add Avocado for $1.50.

The Shocker $7.50

Bacon, Provolone, Grilled Jalapeños and Roasted Red Peppers on Sourdough.

The Moondog $7.50

Provolone, Hard Salami, Pepperoni, and Green Olive Tapenade on Sourdough. Add Tomato for 50¢

The Cheesus $9.50

The Now-Famous Burger Behemoth. We’ve done away with the bun and replaced it with two grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s right, two of them filled with Tillamook Cheddar and Classic American Cheese, and chopped pickles and grilled onions. Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup, Mustard, and 1/3lb beef patty. You won’t need to eat again for 2 days.

The Baby Cheesus $7.50

Two slices of Grilled Junior White, 1/3lb beef patty, Cheddar and American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup and Mustard. The Patty Melt version.

The Kindergartner $5.00

The Classic Grilled Cheese, however you like it. Choose between Portland French Bakery White Bread or Multigrain Wheat and Tillamook Cheddar or Classic American Cheese

The Pre-Schooler $4.50

Same as the Kindergartner, but with the crusts cut off

The First Grader $4.50

One slice of White, one slice of Wheat, Tillamook Cheddar AND American Cheese, all in one sandwich

Choose a bread: White Bread or Multigrain Wheat

Choose a cheese: Tillamook Cheddar or Classic American

Choose Your Add-ons:

• 50¢
• Sliced Tomato
• Chopped Pickles
• Grilled Onion
• Fresh Red Onion
• Grilled Mushrooms
• Sliced Apples
• Grilled Jalapeños

• $1.50
• Avocado
• Extra Cheese
• Fried Egg
• Homemade Basil Pesto (Vegan)

• $2.00
• Bacon
• Grilled Ham
• Turkey
• Hard Salami
• Pepperoni
• Double Decker

*The B.E.C. $5.00

Bacon, Egg, and American Cheese on Junior White (please, no substitutions)

The Hunter $7.50

Tillamook Cheddar, Bacon, Ham, and Egg on French White. Add Avocado for $1.50

The Big Huevo $7.25

Pepper jack, Fried Egg, Grilled Jalapeños, Red Onion, and Avocado on French White. Add Ham or Bacon for $2.00

The Jaime $5.75

Grilled Banana, Nutella, and Cream Cheese on Cinnamon Swirl Bread. Jaime suggests, “You may want to eat this in private.”

The Mrs. B $5.75

Melted Brie, Sliced Braeburn Apples and tangy Apple Butter on Cinnamon Swirl Bread.

Kids Grilled Cheese $2.50

Classic American Cheese and Junior White Bread. Served with a pickle only.

The Hungry Kid $7.00

Two Kids Grilled Cheese Sandwiches — choose chips and a drink OR a cup of tomato soup. One free 50¢ Add-on.

The Slim Kid $3.00

One Kids Grilled Cheese served with Potato Chips and a Pickle.